September 7, 2016 KEEP READING VL: Pentagon's Missing 6 Trillion Dollars Laundered Through Clinton Foundation “In conclusion, the FBI is experiencing a crisis never seen in its long history. They want Lynch prosecuted and Comey removed. Many plan to quit if nothing is done and you can expect 30% of... February 7, 2013 KEEP READING CONFIRMED: Rev. Fred Phelps was Gay (UPDATED) Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much: A recent psychological study confirms homophobes more aroused by homosexual activity than straights; evidence that suggests Rev. Fred Phelps was gay himself. Also, he died on March 18, 2014. June 4, 2013 KEEP READING The Constitution of The United States of America The one document an elected official must know like the back of his hand.  Read it before the TPP helps slap a copyright on it, and takes it off the net. June 10, 2019 KEEP READING US Attorney General Barr: “I Don’t Know Where To Land Without Being Shot” President Putin’s just issued warning that “the world has indeed approached a dangerous line” has been received from no less a figure than US Attorney General Barr who fearfully declared “I’m trying to figure out where to land... May 27, 2018 KEEP READING Putin Orders Retaliatory Strike After American Forces Murder 4 Russian Soldiers In Syria In yet another example of the prescience of the peoples in Sweden who are now preparing their nation’s 65,000 nuclear bunkers for war, and the vast majority of peoples in Russia knowing that World War III is immanent as tensions escalate in Syria, a just released Ministry... October 4, 2018 KEEP READING Globalist “Deep State” Recoils In Horror As “Kavanaugh Earthquake” Destroys Canada, With Brazil Soon To Follow With the “Deep State” battle over Judge Kavanaugh reaching its climax, this report concludes, the catastrophic damage being done to these maniacal globalists the world over by President Trump sees no signs of abating, either—most... August 17, 2017 KEEP READING US Media Plunges Into Epic Meltdown After Trump Downs Top FBI “Swamp Monster” Peter P. Strzok An (SVR) report is describing the entire leftist American “fake news” propaganda media establishment as having gone into “total meltdown” after forces loyal to President Donald Trump downed their first major “Swamp Monster” this week—and... July 25, 2019 KEEP READING Democrats Put On Suicide Watch Alongside Child Sex Slaver Epstein In Wake Of Mueller Meltdown The Democrat Party was placed on suicide watch yesterday—where it presumably joins child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein who, likewise, was placed on suicide watch yesterday after being discovered in his prison cell with injuries caused by an attempt to kill himself—all... March 9, 2013 KEEP READING Bat Fight with Will Ferrell Bat fight. With a baseball bat. It's a game of honor and diplomacy.... This and a few other "Funny or Die" video gems from the inimitable Will Ferrell, including "Green Team", "Will Ferrell Answers Internet... July 31, 2020 KEEP READING Africa Begins Paying Reparations To Whites While Thought Police Begin Disarming Americans An astonishing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that the de-dollarization process between Russia and Communist China has speeded up and most trades are no longer conducted in US Dollars, says this development...

Russia Issues Terrifying “Mercury Retrograde” Warning, Says Strike On America Imminent

Sorcha Faal

The Kremlin today states that during yesterdays war conference held between Chief of the Russian General Staff General Valery Gerasimov and US Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman General Joseph Dunford, the Americans were bluntly told that if they strike Syria, Russian military forces would instantly respond by targeting US warplanes and warships—thus constituting what is in essence the feared “Mercury Retrograde” warning the most secretive branch of the Federal Security Service (FSB) has documented would cause the outbreak of World War III—and that begins with this evenings sunset. […]

Trial Of Most Powerful CIA Spy Ever Captured Pushes US And Turkey To Brink Of Total War

Sorcha Faal

The Republic of Turkey has massed thousands of its military forces around the Syrian city of Manbij in preparation for an imminent attack against this illegally occupied American zone—that, in turn, has led the United States to promise that it will immediately retaliate against—but with none of the people in the US being allowed to know that this coming total war between these two NATO allies has nothing at all to do with Syria, but, instead, is about the most powerful CIA spy ever captured named Andrew Brunson—and whose just begun trial in Turkey has so terrified the American shadow government “Deep State”, fully three-quarters of US Senators (who never agree on anything) have now joined to threaten the Turkish government if Brunson isn’t immediately released. […]

Mutilated McCain Girl Halloween Tatts

Gratuitous Impiety

Based on the hoax heard ’round the world, i.e., the fake attack on Ashley Todd by an alleged 6’4″ black Obama supporter which was perpetrated by Todd herself. That’s right, go as the Mutilated Crazy McCain Girl with our high quality temporary tattoos! Tattoos guaranteed to affix backwards in a realistic likeness to make it obvious the mutilation was done in front of a mirror, and that you’re a complete moron. […]

Trump Moves Closer To War With China After Claim Of Children Being Sold In Wayfair Ads Explodes

Sorcha Faal

As further proof that our world has gone stark raving mad, a mind-exploding new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the Chinese Communist Party having announced this past week that China and the United States “are heading towards a complete economic decoupling”, says President Donald Trump has just confirmed this reality with his statement a few hours ago that the US relationship with Communist China is “severely damaged”—damage so severe at this hour it sees the powerful nuclear armed USS Ronald Reagan and USS Nimitz aircraft carrier battle groups launching hundreds of daily training flights against Communist Chinese military forces in the South China Sea—while at the same time, American military surveillance aircraft have been flooding into the airspace of the Bashi Channel between Taiwan and the Philippines. […]

Anti-Drug Ads Too Scary to Air

Gratuitous Impiety

And I thought meth was cool! Then along came this… This may well be the scariest anti-drug ad you will ever see. If there are children in the room, you are well-advised to ask them to leave. If there are any of you out there with heart conditions, let this serve as a warning. […]

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Polling Blunder Fails To Spot Trump Forces “Miracle Win” In Australia

by Sorcha Faal in Sorcha Faal

The “miracle election victory” of Christian evangelical Prime Minister Scott Morrison to lead the southern Pacific Ocean continent nation Commonwealth of Australia comes fittingly on a weekend that sees our last Blue Moon appearance for this decade—that revives the idiom “once in a blue moon” used to describe rare events—of which this one has “sent shock-waves echoing across the world” after this nation because the latest to succumb to President Donald Trump’s populist wave sweeping the globe—that, in turn, has American’s hailing “The Trump Effect”—while at the same time, they’re laughing at the ”catastrophic blunder of pollsters” who didn’t even see this shocking election victory coming straight at them. […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

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AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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