October 3, 2016 KEEP READING Time is like a tapestry More poetry. July 16, 2020 KEEP READING Trump Declares National Emergency—China Calls Move “Mentally Retarded Gangster Logic” An engaging new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the US Navy commissioning the all-new America-class amphibious assault ship USS Tripoli into service yesterday as fire crews were evacuated from the still burning totally destroyed amphibious assault ship USS Bonhomme Richard that’s near... February 5, 2013 KEEP READING My Family Christmas Party So I get to ma's house and she's already got the dogs cooked up, and fucking pork and beans, and the whole bit. A real Christmas dinner. We commence the chow. As I sit there,... March 2, 2013 KEEP READING Rush Limbaugh's Erectile Dysfunction With his ejaculate dripping from a bedroom ceiling lined with posters of Karl Rove, discerning minds soon realize that Rush is faking erectile dysfunction for effect, much like the orgasms he fakes by spitting on... June 2, 2020 KEEP READING NASA Issues Incoming Asteroid Alert As Combat Warplanes Fill Night Skies Of America A striking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today, whose discussions note Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova describing the situation with ongoing mass protests and riots in the United States as an “American tragedy”, quickly turned its attention to a Ministry of Defense (MoD)... June 12, 2020 KEEP READING Torch Of Lady Liberty Extinguished By Raging Socialist Mobs Taking Over America A thought-provoking new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the explosion of highly addictive for its paranoia and disassociating side affects “End of the World” leftist mainstream media driven “fear porn” occurring in... June 6, 2017 KEEP READING In Brief: Former FBI Director James "Showboat" Comey Arrives for Capitol Hearing Former FBI Director James "Showboat" Comey arrived in DC today in preparation for hearings on Russian meddling in our election and possible obstruction of justice allegations. September 5, 2016 KEEP READING China Enraged After Obama Orders SpaceX Rocket Destroyed China became so “enraged” at President Obama’s ordering the destruction of a SpaceX rocket in Florida on Thursday (1 September) they refused to greet him as a visiting head-of-state upon his arrival at Hangzhou Xiaoshan... December 1, 2016 KEEP READING George Clinton to Head "Safe Space" Safety Pin Tour 2017 Funk legend George Clinton announced plans to head a "Safe Space" college campus tour in 2017 to highlight the suffering of affluent kids traumatized by belief systems outside their world view. Here he is in... June 1, 2020 KEEP READING Russia Designates Floyd George “Incident” Psyop Operation—Warns CIA Is Main Target A highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the announced intention of President Donald Trump to designate the radical socialist group ANTIFA as a terrorist organization, says that prior to this announcement being...

“Operation Yellowhammer” Exposes Senator Romney-CIA Director Brennan “Omnishambles” Coup Plot

Sorcha Faal

Bain Capital funded private British strategic intelligence and advisory firm Hakluyt & Company— whose links with former CIA Director John Brennan explain why the SIM cards in Professor Mifsud’s cell phones turned over to US Attorney General William Barr were provided by Hakluyt & Company—further explains why Russiagate hoax originator Professor Mifsud admitted he talked with Trump’s investigators in late 2017—and perhaps explains why now US Senator Mitt Romney has been discovered having a secret Twitter account using the name “Pierre Delecto” that he uses to slam his fellow Republican Party lawmakers and encourage the impeachment of President Trump—as one would expect every jilted teenage boy-child to do when not getting what they want—but does appear to be unseemly coming from an adult who should know better.  [ […]

Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

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Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

Fears Of Hillary Clinton Directed “Acid Throwing Attacks” Set To Begin In America

Sorcha Faal

Interpol President Meng Hongwei opened an investigation into the suspicious activities of Hillary Clinton as it related to her fascination with obtaining information on acid throwing attacks—but that unexpectedly led to Meng disappearing and China then reporting that he had resigned his post, but whose terrified and tearful wife is now warning that he is in “great danger”—none of which actually surprised Russian intelligence officials as both Hillary and her husband Bill Clinton have been long time operatives of the Chinese communist government who put them into power in the first place. […]

Democrat Party Breaks With Rest Of World To Support Iran Policy Based On War And Bloodshed

Sorcha Faal

A critically worded new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov offering that Moscow is ready to contribute to launching dialogue between the United States and Iran if the sides show interest in this, says the events of this past week pushing the world the brink of the apocalypse demands such an action occurring much sooner than later—events that quickly escalated to near catastrophe when the US announced it had dispatched six of its B-52 strategic bombers to an Indian Ocean base within striking distance of Iran—but kept hidden from the American people by their lying leftist media, was that what the US Air Force had just approved them to carry are nuclear-tipped cruise missiles—all under the control of President Donald Trump who had previously warned that “the last person that wants to play the nuclear card believe me is me…but you can never take cards off the table either from a moral stand…from any standpoint and certainly from a negotiating standpoint”—which in this case, though, were not used because of Trump’s masterful moves in achieving a quickly negotiated peace with Iran—a negotiated peace necessitated by Trump’s ordering the assassination of an Iranian terrorist general that US Attorney General William Barr ruled definitively under US federal law “was a legitimate act of self-defense”—a legal ruling immediately followed by France, the United Kingdom and Germany triggering the Iran nuclear deal dispute mechanism because the Iranians were not abiding by its agreed upon commitments—all of which has now been astonishingly met by hundreds of Trump-supporting regime protesting Iranian students refusing to walk on either the American or Israeli flags—and even more remarkably, has seen top Iranian news broadcasters quitting their jobs on air and saying such things as: “It was very hard for me to believe that our people have been killed…Forgive me that I got to know this late…And forgive me for the 13 years I told you lies”—unheard of events beyond shockingly being ignored by the American socialist Democrat Party and its top leaders who are breaking from the rest of the entire world trying to bring peace to Iran—most important of them being Democrat Party Leader Nancy Pelosi declaring that she will not support these Iranian freedom protesters—a demented declaration fully supported by Pelosi’s fellow Democrats and their leftist mainstream media lapdogs who are all praising this now dead Iranian terrorist general—thus making it no wonder why President Trump sent out to his over 70-million followers a picture of Democrat Party Leaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer dressed as the Iranian mullahs they’re acting like.  […]

Trump Thrown Into Barbaric Socialist Lion’s Den On Way To Election Victory

Sorcha Faal

An interesting new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the American election truism that “No Republican candidate for the presidency has ever won the election without winning Ohio…Literally never, from Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump, has an elected Republican president not won Ohio…Every time a Republican has lost Ohio, he has lost the presidency”, says this feat was accomplished when the battleground State of Ohio swung in favor of President Donald Trump, providing him 18 crucial electoral votes—that was joined by socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden being “obliterated by Hispanics” in the State of Florida, which gave President Trump another 29 electoral votes—after which this election ground to a complete halt with Biden having 238 electoral votes and Trump having 213 of the 270 needed by either of them to be elected—and when halted saw Trump leading in the key States of Michigan, Georgia, Pennsylvania and North Carolina—and Biden having a 7,121 vote lead over Trump in Wisconsin with 89% of the vote counted.  […]

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I found Saddam, you pussies

by JAG in Independent Press

I met up with some army dudes, and told them my plan. They started laughin and shit. I told those preppy fucks to watch their back. They didnt think I could get saddam. I told them to make room in thier tent for a fuckin body. People just dont have faith in my skills anymore. The dudes gave me an old flak jacket and a beat up M-16 that jams up. “Thanks guys” I said, as I rode my camel away. I love the army, dude. I traveled across the desert, and I asked some hodgees where saddam was, and they pretended like they didn’t know. […]

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FBI Files: George H. W. Bush’s Top Secret CIA Drug Running Empire

On the anniversary of Robert F. Kennedy’s death, on June 5, 1989; Sen. Edward Kennedy asked the FBI to secretly brief him on George H.W. Bush’s history with the drug trade and CIA. The top secret document revealed that the CIA to entered into the drug smuggling business, in a total and complete fashion. Each of the five planners had their own field to handle. Bush would be the secret head of ONA and handle all the shipping of the drugs under forged waybills. [Richard] Armitage would be the “gopher” for the group and the intermediary with any “undesirables”. General Landsdale would handle all the distribution network and collection services within the military in Vietnam. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

Cloak and Dagger

FLASHBACK: FBI Director Stunningly Tells Russia: “We Are No Longer Functional”

An interesting Federal Security Service (FSB) report states that Director Alexander Bortnikov was left stunned hours ago after a telephonic conference he had with Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Christopher Wray, and wherein America’s top domestic intelligence chief informed the Federation that new emergency communication protocols were being enacted by the US in their communications with Russia—and who grimly admitted “we are no longer functional”.  […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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