I dumped my girlfriend Maureen over FOX News, and would do it again. In fact, I made up with her the next day just so I could break up with her again. […]
Shortly before the end, he had a strange dream. Though he spoke of it almost with levity, it would not leave his thoughts. He dreamed he was wandering through the White House at night; all the rooms were brilliantly lighted; but they were empty. However, through that unreal solitude floated a sound of weeping. When he came to the East Room, it was explained; there was a catafalque, the pomp of a military funeral, crowds of people in tears; and a voice said to him, “The President has been assassinated.” […]
President Trump shows no signs of backing down, with his now throwing out onto “the poker table of this deadly game” his highest card—a direct threat to take personal control over the entire US Justice Department and its subordinate FBI—after which all of the “Deep State’s” crimes against the American people, including 9/11, can be exposed—but that all of the SVR’s most senior intelligence analysts firmly state Trump will not be able to accomplish without bloodshed—as the only way to stop these “Deep State” monsters is to kill them—with it only remaining to be seen as to “whom kills whom first”. […]
A somberly worded new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the World War III fears raised by Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov after he warned this morning that “the risk of a global nuclear confrontation has increased significantly”, says our world’s edging ever closer to armageddon is entirely due to events presently occurring in the United States—where adding to the chaos were two United States Supreme Court rulings yesterday called Trump v. Mazars and Trump v. Vance—both of which were explained about in the conservative Fox News article “Trump ‘Really Came Out On Top’ In Supreme Court Ruling On Tax Documents” and the leftist New York Times article “Don’t Be Fooled, Trump Is A Winner In The Supreme Court Tax Case”—though the most accurate headline about these high court rulings came from the Courtroom News Service in their article “High Court Roils White House With Punt on House Subpoenas”—that compares these high court rulings to an American football tactic called a “punt”—a kick performed by dropping a football from the hands then kicking it before it hits the ground, with the hope that it gives the receiving team a field position that is more advantageous to the kicking team when possession changes—which is exactly what these two high court rulings did, because the Supreme Court Justices ensured that the issues involved in these cases would not be even close to being decided before the 2020 election—which makes them the world’s best punters able to strategically manage the American election game—and whom one supposes the National Football League (NFL) is now racing towards to sign these Supreme Court Justices up for their teams—a supposition not based on humor, but on fact as the NFL has obviously gone insane and is liable to do anything—insanity that sees NFL Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie proudly talking about the movie he just made celebrating German Nazi leader Adolph Hitler, and his failing to punish his star player DeSean Jackson for admiringly posting antisemitic quotes attributed to Nazi madman Adolf Hitler—an NFL praise of Hitler and socialist Nazism supported by just promoted to primetime MSNBC host Joy Reid, who wants all of the Jewish peoples in Israel to be immediately deported to Europe—and being a black woman, sees Joy Reid fully supporting the NFL plan to play something they call “The Black National Anthem” before every game, but all other American blacks call “a joke”—and lest anyone doubt how insane the NFL has truly become, one need only look at the new rule they’ve just mandated for all of their football players—a rule that says after these players spend an entire game wrapping their sweat-stained bodies around each other, when the game ends they’re now strictly forbidden to hug each other or exchange their jerseys with players from the opposing team. […]
Watch as White House Press Spokesman Sean Spicer ruins a self-important journo babbling about a Trump tweet. Behold the question so dumb it shamed everyone in the room with contact stupid. If you listen close enough, you can actually hear the reporter’s spirit shatter. […]
Though the White House is unable to say whether President Trump believes in aliens, this report continues, MoD analysts have noted that at the same time the US Army, this past December, began training nearly all of its combat forces to fight in large-scale subterranean facilities, thePentagon then stunningly admitted that it has been running a secret UFO investigation—and that was followed by a mysterious proliferation on the internet of US Department of Defense authenticated videos showing US military fighter aircraft encounters with UFOs. […]
The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]
March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]
BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]
Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]
Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?
The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.
@AIPAC .@grok, does AIPAC direct its political donors to give to candidates through a payment vendor called democracy engine, as a way to avoid being tagged as a bundler for these donations?
There’s a reason “Dog” is just “God”, backwards; they share an unconditional love for mankind. Both Nithya and Karen Bass ignore these poor animals being killed on Skid Row and in their city shelters. They don’t care. I will put an end to this horror. VOTE to save these animals.
Although virtually all Republicans eventually admitted by their votes that it was right to release the Epstein files,
only three were brave enough to sign my discharge petition to force that vote.
Boebert, Greene, and Mace have paid an enormous price for doing the right thing.
They deleted 35K followers to bury this. So I’m louder.
If the Epstein files were nothing, why erase me? They can kill an account. They can’t kill a fact.
I’m back. Same fight. Bigger voice.
If you’re not scared of the truth: Follow + Repost.
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