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October 1, 2015 KEEP READING Netanyahu's Dramatic 45 Seconds of Silence at UN An interesting event indeed. In a dramatic gesture, Benjamin Netanyahu "mad dogs" the UN and seals his fate as one of the most notable speakers. Here's why. March 30, 2017 KEEP READING Body Language Expert: McCain and Graham May Be Lovers Apologies to McCain, the alpha in this heartening romance. I thought the huge pockets of calcified semen in his cheeks were just George Soros donations, but it's not. Lady Graham, wow, you really won this... August 29, 2016 KEEP READING Devastating Internal Memo with Too Many Coincidences "Hillary's popularity numbers have crashed to fatal levels at 17-72 (11% undecided)... Hillary's emails continue to be the largest source of her trust issues as well as concerns about her failing health. However, the number one... November 16, 2017 KEEP READING In Brief: Sen. Al Franken Gropes Dim-Witted 75 year old Centurion Joy Behar, 75, of The View. Not cool, man. February 4, 2019 KEEP READING Year Of The Pig to start with big bounty for people of the world The Chinese New Year—the Year Of The Pig—starts tomorrow, February 5th and sets up this year to be a year of bounty, where people can feed at the trough to their heart’s content, Asian secret... September 5, 2016 KEEP READING Putin Asks Obama Why US Media Shutdown Trump At Black Church, Gets No Reply This report concludes by noting that after President Obama refused to answer President Putin’s question as to why Donald Trump was being censored in the American press, one of the Obama regimes “official mouthpiece” propaganda... January 19, 2018 KEEP READING Putin Invokes “Power Of Christ” As Turkish Forces Begin Syrian Invasion To Destroy US Bases Turkish military forces had begun their invasion of Syria to wipe out the US bases there creating a “terror army”—and who upon this invasion, Turkish Defence Minister Nurettin Canikli grimly intoned: “The operation has actually started de facto with cross-border shelling.  When I say... December 21, 2017 KEEP READING The Impious Digest Will Not Screen New Movie at Tom Hanks' Home Out of respect for the POTUS the film, "I'm a Pretentious Hollywood Fuck Who Thinks My Movies Are a White House Priority and National Treasure" will not be screened at Tom Hanks' home. December 1, 2017 KEEP READING Russia Prepares To Defend America After Trump Declares North Korea Armistice Violation “An Act Of War” The United States Department of State (DoS) “activated/initiated” the 20 June 1963 “Hot Line Agreement”  to inform the Federation of Russia that  North Korea was in violation of the 27 July 1953 Armistice Agreement for the Restoration of the South Korean State—and... April 14, 2020 KEEP READING Coronavirus Leftists Attack Christians With Nails On Easter Sunday As Socialist Move To Breakup America Begins A gravely concerning new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the continuing to rage “Coronavirus Pandemic War”, contains a grim section noting the unprecedented disaster declarations in all 50 US States that because of now sees...

Mika Fashion Line Debuts New “Dual Use” Scarves

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March 14, 2017

Morning Joe co-anchor Mika “I Can Read Headlines All By Myself ” Brzinski has just announced a new line of dual use scarves to supplement her struggling fashion line “Mika.” The latter, which was rejected by major retailers, was described by one reviewer as “a diarrhea of visually dissonant color so loud it is impossible to hear her speak.”

Though free of any design or even color, the disposable dual use “sanitary scarves” proved to be a boon, with a marked 300% increase in sales to three units per month, shattering her yearly Etsy sales record in February alone. […]

Trump Opens Door For Staggering $500 Million Lawsuit Against Obama Law Firms That Aided Hillary Clinton

Sorcha Faal
December 6, 2019

During the 2016 US presidential election, one of Michelle Obama’s former law associates at Sidley Austin, named Joseph Wyss, made repeated trips to the Washington D.C. based international law firm Perkins Coie LLP—who quickly hired Wyss right before Robert Shapiro was arrested this past Spring—a hiring suspected to be due to what Wyss knows about why Obama’s official campaign organization funneled through the Sidley Austin law firm $972,000 to Perkins Coie beginning in April-2016—the same Perkins Cole law firm Hillary Clinton hired and paid at the exact same time to make up the Steele Dossier meant to destroy Trump—and upon hearing the news yesterday about this massive lawsuit being filed, saw socialist Democrat Party leader Nancy Pelosi rushing to her podium to declare that she had “no choice” but to proceed with articles of impeachment against Trump—and saw Pelosi further absurdly declaring “Civilization As We Know It Today Is At Stake”—a “civilization”, no doubt, not containing any normal peoples, but only those who have enriched themselves for decades at the endless money trough of socialist Democrat Party ill gotten gains.   […]

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My Bitch Might be Pregnant.

by JAG in Independent Press

This is fucking nuts, I thought, I dont even have a goddamn job. My fucking P.O. Would probably have a goddamn heart attack if he heard this latest shit. I can’t believe it. Me and Cheryl, we been together since high school, and I love her and everything, but fuck, we cant have another kid. […]

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FBI Files: George H. W. Bush’s Top Secret CIA Drug Running Empire

March 5, 2018

On the anniversary of Robert F. Kennedy’s death, on June 5, 1989; Sen. Edward Kennedy asked the FBI to secretly brief him on George H.W. Bush’s history with the drug trade and CIA. The top secret document revealed that the CIA to entered into the drug smuggling business, in a total and complete fashion. Each of the five planners had their own field to handle. Bush would be the secret head of ONA and handle all the shipping of the drugs under forged waybills. [Richard] Armitage would be the “gopher” for the group and the intermediary with any “undesirables”. General Landsdale would handle all the distribution network and collection services within the military in Vietnam. […]

Books

Be Wise as Serpents

March 31, 2014

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

Cloak and Dagger

FLASHBACK: FBI Director Stunningly Tells Russia: “We Are No Longer Functional”

September 30, 2017

An interesting Federal Security Service (FSB) report states that Director Alexander Bortnikov was left stunned hours ago after a telephonic conference he had with Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Christopher Wray, and wherein America’s top domestic intelligence chief informed the Federation that new emergency communication protocols were being enacted by the US in their communications with Russia—and who grimly admitted “we are no longer functional”.  […]

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.

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