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SPECIAL
REPORT
The FBI remains perplexed as to how Osama
Bin
Jonmrou, the suspected shooter and disgruntled Impious Digest
reader, managed to infiltrate Yangil's
security detail.
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Moments
before assassination attempt, Yangil Kim greets cheering hoes on the
streets of Harlem.
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As the motorcade turns on the corner of Sodomite
and Felch Street, Yang's
"Spidey Senses" detect something amiss in the motorcade and is
about to turn around. Osama Bin Jonmrou, the passenger on the
motorcycle, is pictured as she draws an armor-piercing
submachine gun. |
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Our fearless leader fighting for his life, beseeches rescue
workers to "find forgiveness in their hearts for the misguided shooter"
and to please fetch his collection of midget porn from the Yangmobile. |
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The aftermath. A
nationwide manhunt for the "Enemy of the People" ensues... Meanwhile, the Yangmobile is towed away to
forensic lab
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Members
of the United Nations Security Council pause for a moment of silence to
honor and pray for Yangil Kim |
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Harlem erupts into rioting as
angry hoes torch Jonmrou's neighborhood. |
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