Jeff Bezos Accidentally Swallows Hillary’s Sputum, Enters Demonic Portal

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton's press tampon Jeff "Crazy Eyes" Bezos, a billionaire Clinton Foundation donor, was in the middle of spinning the latest fiasco in the Clinton campaign when, thirsty, he drank from a nearby glass of water on a podium. It proved to be a most unfortunate mistake.

Bezos, the owner of The Washington Post, has been put in charge of starting a war with Russia to keep the elites rich in case the dollar implodes at the end of the year. […]

NASA Lawsuit – Extraterrestrial Extremophiles, Microbes and Censorship

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The lawsuit includes 4 Exhibits, one of which proves NASA has been tampering with scientific evidence and adding 4 layers of visual noise to space shuttle film footage to hide and obscure evidence of anomalous life-like structures engaged in complex life-like behavior 200 miles above the planet. NASA has a 50 year history of maliciously attacking, and encouraging and funding fraudulent, slanderous, defamatory attacks on discoveries of microbial extraterrestrial life, and lying about the evidence, and has committed these crimes in service of their religious beliefs which they masquerade as science, and so there will be no calls for the expenditure of funds to investigate. […]

Trial Of Most Powerful CIA Spy Ever Captured Pushes US And Turkey To Brink Of Total War

Sorcha Faal

The Republic of Turkey has massed thousands of its military forces around the Syrian city of Manbij in preparation for an imminent attack against this illegally occupied American zone—that, in turn, has led the United States to promise that it will immediately retaliate against—but with none of the people in the US being allowed to know that this coming total war between these two NATO allies has nothing at all to do with Syria, but, instead, is about the most powerful CIA spy ever captured named Andrew Brunson—and whose just begun trial in Turkey has so terrified the American shadow government “Deep State”, fully three-quarters of US Senators (who never agree on anything) have now joined to threaten the Turkish government if Brunson isn’t immediately released. […]

Elite Russian Airborne Troops Go On Combat Alert After NATO Abandons Its Own Ally Turkey

Sorcha Faal

A tersely worded new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that an elite parachute battalion from the 137th Guards Airborne Regiment under the command of Russian Airborne Forces (VDV) has been ordered to full combat alert status and given 24-hours to begin inter-operability training with special commando forces from the 38th Guards Air Assault Brigade of the Armed Forces of Belarus—all of whom will conduct their combat operations with long-range heavy-lift Il-76MD aircraft and Yak-130 fighter protection aircraft designed to insert into combat Mi-8 troop transport and Mi-24 gunship helicopters in wartime conditions—a combat order issued by President Putin under his Article 87 authority as Commander-In-Chief—and whose statement of fact in asserting this wartime authority warns “Turkey may not be able to contain militants from the Islamic State terror group (outlawed in Russia) active in northern Syria while conducting a military operation in the region”—a grave situation Turkey has been placed in by its own North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) who are not only refusing to come to the aid of their ally, calls are now shockingly being made to kick Turkey out of this Western military alliance all together.  […]

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Trump Fires Commander Of “High Level” Prisoner Jail—Coup Plotters Threaten “JIHAD” 

by Sorcha Faal in Sorcha Faal

President Donald Trump having just fired US Navy Rear Admiral John Ring from his command of the Guantanamo Bay Prison facility due to “a loss of confidence in his ability to command” during what is soon to come, is a clear and unmistakable sign that Trump is preparing to arrest, imprison and prosecute the “high level” government officials he’s accused of treason for mounting a coup plot against him—all of whom are now described to be in “panic mode” after Admiral Ring’s firing two days ago on 27 April—most particularly ex-CIA Director John Brennan, who just called the coup plot accusations made against him “the sociopathic ramblings of Mr. Trump”—ex-US Justice Department top official Sally Yates hysterically claiming that Trump isn’t a loyal American—and, most concerning, the Rumor Mill News intelligence organization bulletin board revealing that a mysterious and cryptic Tweet sent out by ex-FBI Director James Comey suggests that he has just called for a “JIHAD” against Trump.  […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

Cloak and Dagger

AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

Books

Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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