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Gratuitous Impiety
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If there is one section of society that needs a spokesman, its white trash America. Mike Mulletino is about as American as apple pie, a staple of this section of people. He is your average white trash guy, he drives a Datsun, yet works on a Camaro, he smokes camels and sports a mullet. He lives in a trailer, and has no job. His brushes with the law are more frequent than the times he changes his shirt. He has several names tattooed on him, and he isn't afraid to show them. He gets into violent fights and conflicts frequently, and embellishes a bit when he talks about it. He encompasses everything about your typical mullet. And he is the man representing a part of society we'd rather forget.
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 20 January 2010 21:53 |
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Gratuitous Impiety
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"You've got to be fuckin kidding me"
That's what I said when I heard about the latest shit. I was down at the
laundro mat, gettin the latest dirt, when my bud Chauncy was telling me about
terrorists in Rose Grove. I told him about the terrorist motherfuckers I found
at Walnut Grove in Cali, and how I eliminated thier asses. You see, the double M
don't fuck around with this shit.
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Last Updated on Saturday, 12 December 2009 01:19 |
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Gratuitous Impiety
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I mean literally. He went through the wall, into the living room. The people there were watching TV of course, and they were like "What the fuck" but I was like "Dude, just saving the world, that's all." Ungrateful fucks.
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Last Updated on Monday, 07 June 2010 22:22 |
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Gratuitous Impiety
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Me and Frankie always made a good team. "So, Mikey, what have you been up to?" he asked. I told him how I was all sophisticated and shit now, that I was a "internet columnist" and shit.
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Last Updated on Monday, 07 June 2010 22:21 |
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Gratuitous Impiety
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Fuck that shit. But, shit, I tell her, "not all these kids is mine!" you know she got a history, out of our four kids, we got two whites, a jew, a curly haired one, and a puerto rican or some shit.
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Last Updated on Monday, 07 June 2010 22:23 |
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