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She is a right-ring zealot with a national best
seller. She is anything but a liberal, but she's the best thing that ever
happened to them. Why?
Let me put it this way...when you want to sell
something, you want to send your best representative, not your worst. A
good representative will acknowledge that the opposition is also educated.
A good representative might even win converts from opposition leaders, and
further swell his own ranks as the opposition's followers join yours. A
good representative can defend a position clearly and concisely, with sources at
hand for anyone present to examine on their own. If your mouthpiece can't defend
your position, you'll look like an idiot. Thus, Ann Coulter is a godsend to
liberals, a profound example of "duh" by association.
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"Americans should thank God that McCarthy, Hoover, Nixon, Chambers and Reagan
were men enough to make real sacrifices."
Ann Coulter
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Coulterism:
(noun) a statement, thesis, or claim so profoundly
stupid, its mere utterance reduces the aggregate human IQ by half. "'Joe
McCarthy of Nazareth died on the cross for our sins,' she argued
solemnly, offering yet another Coulterism." |
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couric:
(verb) to mislead and
insult simultaneously. "She loved to couric those who trusted her
most-- to please a new sponsor, she hyped depleted uranium dildos as a
cure for colon cancer." |
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| Coulter's grasp of American history is so laughably
skewered that citing her books to buttress an argument is like using Aquaman or
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I mean, can you imagine being at a dinner party,
and quoting Rush Limbaugh? For all intent and purposes, it's like quoting
Hulk Hogan. You won't impress anyone. People will just wonder if you
listen to radio politics because you have no convictions of your own, can't
afford a radio with an FM tuner, or never heard of a CD player.
The truth is, even Rush's fans know he's full of
shit, they remember the "Contract with America" and who sold it. That is,
in fact, the main reason he lost his television show: the so called "truth
detector" spouted a lie for every fat cell in his enormous, thigh-chafed ass. As
for his remaining radio fans, people tune in because they...well, actually, I
have no idea why they tune in. He may be a football commentator now, and
may return to television...which is just one more reason to hit the "mute"
button when watching the game.
Since Rush Limbaugh, the liberals have had a "Big
Fat Idiot" to offer as an example of the extreme right's embrace of idiocy of
demagoguery. Now they have a scrawny Aryan demagogue with the historical acumen
of a spit bubble.
On the left, of course, you have Katie Couric.
She's more amiable, more people trust her, but seriously, man, she is just
as earnest an idiot as Limbaugh. Like the latter, parroting Couricisms before an educated audience would be a tacit
admission that you just don't read, or can't.
Parroting Coulterisms may
indicate you read, but read a very poor choice of material. It means your
library probably includes the likes of "Mein Kempf" or "The Turner Diaries." If
you think I'm exaggerating, think again. Even the Washington Times, a right-wing
paper by all accounts, compared her book "Treason" to "Mein Kempf." Columnist
Arnold Beichman wrote in "McCarthy Up Close":
"Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of
treason." That's a sentence from Ann Coulter's best-seller, "Treason." Now
if I were to write such a wild accusation against liberals, that they are
"on the side of treason," [which] reminded me of the fevered prose of Adolf
Hitler's "Mein Kampf" against the Jews, I could properly be accused of doing
Miss Coulter a grave injustice, that I was guilty of propounding as wild-eyed a
statement as any made by the late Sen. Joe McCarthy, Miss Coulter's hero. And
hero he is, as she writes: The myth of 'McCarthyism' is the greatest
Orwellian fraud of our times. Liberals are fanatical liars, then as now. The
portrayal of Sen. Joe McCarthy as a wild-eyed demagogue destroying innocent
lives is sheer liberal hobgoblinism."
He also writes..
"I know of few conservatives who have bought into
the Coulter thesis of treasonous liberalism. I know of many more conservatives
who have been sickened by her book because Miss Coulter has brought back into
the culture the politics of the smear."
As Lincoln so aptly put it: "It is better to remain
silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." So
behold the new McCarthy. And thank you, Ann, for removing all doubt.
If ignorance is bliss, why is Ann
Coulter so bitter?
I hate party cheerleaders. The smartest thing to
ever come out of Coulter's mouth was Strom
Thurmond's withered geriatric cock. And that's not saying much, cause Strom
was a clinical retard and a cross-burning excrement.. Speaking of clinical tards...
I'm gonna start with Ann Coulter, but Katie Couric
is about to get some too.
Whether or not you vote down the party line every
election, nothing says "I'm an imbecile, cock slap me with a whale penis" like
blind, unquestioning allegiance to a political party, dogma, partisan movement
or anal lubricant.
Ann Coulter and Katie Couric. Here we have two
people who make a living out of making evil people look good. Here we have a
minister of propaganda in an upright pissing contest with another minister of
propaganda over who holds the moral high ground. Neither do, of course, both
Couric and Coulter are professional bullshitters and they know it, that's what
they're paid to do- misinform the nation and market politicians, and any
pretense to ethics is insulting. Both consistently defecate on the American
public and quarrel over whose shit smells better.
In Ann Coulter's world, there are liberals and
there are conservatives. There's no moderates, no independents, no free
thinkers, no swing-voters who try to to choose the best man for each particular
office despite political affiliation. If you're Republican, you're a good guy
and if you're not, you're a bad guy; a traitor. The implication that not being
Republican amounts to treason is blatant neo-McCarthyism, it is a dog returning
to its own vomit. It's no wonder that Coulter is on a crusade to redeem
McCarthy.
Personally, I despise the
Democrats and the Republicans. I vote third party as a matter of principle.
Sometimes, however, there is no third-party to vote for, and you try to vote for
the lesser evil.
The Extremist Defined
People who think in black and white, whom cannot
tolerate ambiguity, define extremism. It is a common flaw in our logic that
should, like impromptu public masturbation, be avoided in any serious debate.
If we are to believe Ann Coulter, the mere label of
"conservative" or "Republican" pardons the most grievous offenses against
humanity and nation. Seriously, this is what the wacky bitch truly believes.
She's an apologist for tyrants and criminals like
Nixon, mafia crony J. Edgar Hoover, demagogue Joe McCarthy, coke dealer Oliver
North, etc. Ann Coulter being heralded as the most intelligent voice of
conservatives is an affront to the GOP, not just to Republican women.
This is a shame too, because when she is correct on
her sources, like the fact that Supreme Court Justices
Earl
Warren and
Hugo
Black supported Japanese internment in WWII, you can't cite her as a
credible reference before grown-ups or respectable peers.
Why? a proud and unabashed embrace of bias.
She ignores that Republicans also supported
internment. Coulter's grasp of American history is so laughably skewered that
citing her books to buttress an argument is like using Aquaman or Wolverine
comic books in your bibliography or footnotes.
Let's Not
Forget Katie Couric
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Then we have Couric, a biped pig whose televised
colonoscopy was the closest she ever came to baring her soul: showing us her
hairy asshole to make up for years of peddling what she knew damned well was
bullshit and propaganda when a trusting nation relied on her to keep the
politicians in check, regardless of party.
For example, not long ago she did a bit on the
Today show that made a hero out of segregationist and eugenicist
Margaret Sanger. Did this grinning
Malthusian
simp mention what Sanger stood for? that Sanger was for forced sterilization of
the poor, or the fact that she employed Nazis at cradle of
Planned Parenthood? or that
Sanger was instrumental in the passing of mandatory sterilization laws affecting
some 30 states?
Of course not. It would imply professionalism. It
would imply ethics. It would a imply a soul. And worse, it would make her bias,
the Democrats, look kinda bad.
However, I'm too angry right now to finish this
shit. I need to burn these two idiots in effigy whilst simultaneously
masturbating to clay animation porn.
Oh.
Whoops! I just typed a veritable
Coulterism!
Joe Mahma
Comments? email
joe_mahma@impiousdigest.com
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