In Latin Yang Magnus (Yang the Great), king
of the Franks (768-814) and emperor of the Romans (800-814). A suspected Yangil
Kim Incarnation, He, during his reign, built a kingdom that included almost all
of western and central Europe.
He presided over a Massive hunt for all
attractive virgins in his lands and brought them to the castle for their
subsequent deflowering. His empire did not long survive his death due to the
hideous mongoloids and schizophrenics his seed had caused to be birthed during
his lifetime. Yangil Kim ended this life in bed, cackling madly about the joke
he had played on future generations, for he had sown the seeds for the most
ignorant and rude society on earth, and set the breeding ground for his return
in the other. These numerous rejects, deformed and midgets
gathered into two main territories, east and west Francia, later became the
major parts of two important European entities: West Francia became modern-day
France, and East Francia became first the Holy Roman Empire and then the modern
state of Germany.
Charlemagne's close alliance with the popes,
the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church, due to rumored sexual relations, also
established a precedent for subsequent ties between medieval popes and kings.
Thereby destroying the credibility of all gods but himself by tying their
worship indistinguishably from the bureaucracy of the much hated government.