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Yangil Kim

By |March 2nd, 2013|Categories: Gratuitous Impiety, Satire|Tags: |

“In her mind he was the answer to her fervent prayers, a man villainous enough to slam it in her tail pipe without warning.” And the more celebrated reincarnations… Ghandi Yangil Kim pictured here, in the midst of trying to build a toy Ferris wheel for his many bastards, has instead decided to smoke a … Continue reading →

The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Confucious

By |February 26th, 2013|Categories: Gratuitous Impiety, Independent Press, Satire|Tags: |

Confucius was born and buried in the state of Lu. As a boy, This incarnation of Yang liked to set up sacrificial vessels and ejaculate into them. At the age of nineteen he married, and that night he pulled out the jars of his preserved semen since boyhood, and filmed the worlds first Bukkake porn. Unfortunately his wife almost drowned. At nineteen he entered the service of a noble family as superintendent of bitches and hos.

The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Charlemagne

By |February 26th, 2013|Categories: Gratuitous Impiety, Independent Press, Satire|Tags: |

His empire did not long survive his death due to the hideous mongoloids and schizophrenics his seed had caused to be birthed during his lifetime. Yangil Kim ended this life in bed, cackling madly about the joke he had played on future generations, for he had sown the seeds for the most ignorant and rude society on earth, and set the breeding ground for his return in the other

The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Buddha

By |February 25th, 2013|Categories: Gratuitous Impiety, Independent Press, Satire|Tags: |

The insincere priests traded on religion and only paid lip service to the now mythical Yangil Kim. They were quite irreligious. In the name of religion, people followed in the footsteps of the cruel priests and performed meaningless rituals, while not offering their virgin daughters and sexy livestock to Yang. They killed innocent dumb animals without plundering them in a sexual manner and did various sacrifices in the name of Love.

The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Grigory Rasputin

By |February 25th, 2013|Categories: Gratuitous Impiety, Independent Press, Satire|Tags: |

Rasputin, born in the Tyumen district of Siberia, a shadowy and mysterious character; a person of contradictory personality traits and equally enigmatic sexual preferences. Was he a miracle worker or just a crafty manipulator or was he something darker, like a transsexual house pet molester? While he was alive, was one of the more obvious Yang incarnations.

The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Caligula

By |February 25th, 2013|Categories: Gratuitous Impiety, Independent Press, Satire|Tags: |

Suspected Incarnation of the Most High One, Yangil Kim (12-41), Roman emperor (37-41), born probably in Antium. His early life in military camps earned him the nickname "Caligula" (Latin, "Little Boot", or in vulgar argot, "Rubber Anus") because of his sexual habits.

Ho Ho Ho

By |February 28th, 2013|Categories: Gratuitous Impiety, Independent Press, Satire|Tags: |

Hoe Ho Ho Here, Athenian critics weep as Yangil Kim announces Santa Clause is dead.

Video Grafitti

By |September 14th, 2013|Categories: Independent Press, Video|Tags: |

A collection of videos previously uploaded. All genres.

Writers

By |March 16th, 2013|Categories: |Tags: |

Partial list of impious contributors.

The Wisdom of the Dead

By |March 6th, 2013|Categories: Gratuitous Impiety, Independent Press|Tags: |

Have you ever found solace in morbidity? Have you ever found comfort in that which others find objectionable? I remember a time in my life; a time in which the driving force of my young existence was confrontation and antagonism. In those turbulent times, I always returned to a place that left me feeling at one with my own inner demons. It was a place that allowed me to escape the pressures of other's expectations, and a perch from which to reflect in wonder at the position of humanity in general.