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In regards to controlling the masses Adolf Hitler noted that “The most effective method has at all times been terror or violence… the weapon which most readily conquers reason.” The corporate media itself is therefore an instrument of terror.

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Lumber Joe is the resident atheist, psychopathic lumberjack and television/social critic. A noted theologian in his own right, however, he is highly sought after in the talk-show circuit. Often critical of religion, here’s some of the most trenchant and thoughtful pieces of his career.

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Rush Limbaugh Takes Sulfuric Acid Bucket Challenge, World Celebrates

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Rush breaks character, does the right thing by agreeing to his mom’s Sulfuric Acid Bucket Challenge at Hope for a Cure and Rush Limbaugh’s Painful Death Charity.


Rush Limbaugh’s mom discusses her new book, “Rush Limbaugh: the Case for Post-Natal Abortion.”

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Cornelia Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh’s less-than-proud maternal unit.

Regarding her son’s legacy, she had this to say:

“He is my ultimate shame. I should have bought the dog a condom. When I was pregnant with him I paid boxers to punch me in the stomach, to no avail. To this day I can’t even take a dump without wishing it was Rush’s miscarried little carcass swirling in the bowl.”

“Sometimes when I’m down,” she added, “that’s what I daydream about, and it always makes me smile, brings me peace. I fucking detest that racist fat fuck piece of shit…

“Normal kids would masturbate to Playboy. Not Rush. He masturbates to cook books and burger menus, so I tried to avoid buying any cook books that had pictures.

“I’ve given this a lot of thought over the years, some serious thought. Why is he the way he is?

“Ultimately, the measure of our lives is how positively we affect one another. The unborn start with zero, and most people leave this life with a positive number of lives affected and changed, but Rush is in the negative numbers. Millions of people are worse off because he came into this world, and I include myself among them, as his mother. He is the tool of oligarchs who depend on him to mislead the public and create scapegoats, to promote a corporate fascist agenda; to sell wars and divide and conquer the electorate at the expense of American interests.

“I mean, seriously, his show is given away for free, so that’s the only reason people air his garbage and why he has so many affiliates. It’s like “It’s a Wonderful Life.” That movie is public domain so around Christmas everyone airs it not because it is so brilliant a movie, but because it’s cheap. It’s free to air. That is the only reason he has a large audience. Real talk show hosts sell their shows, they don’t have to give it away.

“Rush goes home alone, he’s impotent, if he’s wanted by any women he is wanted not for who he is but for his fame.  And inside him, he knows this because before he ever made it big, he couldn’t find a date for the life of him.  This kind of reality tends to sour a man. It’s why he objectifies women: he knows the pretty ones just see him as an ATM so he instinctively just sees them as objects as well. But there’s more. Obscured by a gut that’s half Cheetos and half bile, he has never seen his own penis. He used to cry about that all the time.

“He was an obese child with arms too short to reach his pee pee, so he often missed the bowl. It only got worse. When he showers his feet don’t get wet, so he stands over his bidet to make sure the bottom half gets washed. Consequently, as he has never seen his penis, his life has been one of profound confusion, self-doubt and rage.  Should he squat to pee or stand? If women lied to him about their love for him, maybe they also lied to him about seeing his pee pee… and maybe all women are evil.

Limbaugh's mom, Cornelia Limbaugh, added "No one said you couldn't wear full body protective gear to accept the Sulfuric Acid Bucket Challenge. What a moron." Here, Pope Francis shows full Vatican support for the worthy cause.

Limbaugh’s mom, Cornelia Limbaugh, added “No one said you couldn’t wear full body protective gear to accept the Sulfuric Acid Bucket Challenge. What a moron.” Here, Pope Francis shows full Vatican support for the worthy cause.

“Rush has made a career out of dividing Americans to act against their own interests, to myopically see race or sex before character. Knowing him as well as I do, there is absolutely nothing about his true enmity against gays and people of color that would differentiate him from a rabid Klan leader. Rush says the same thing as these cross-burners, he just packages the hate in a more acceptable polysyllabic wrapper so I guess that’s why he’s so valuable to the GOP and Tea Party. The message is the same though: white males need to fear the poor, brown people, yellow people, black people, gays, and women.

“When he was a kid he always wanted to see Rex, his father, but he had left us. We saw him at the pound a few years later. I didn’t have the heart to tell him they were related. It would have been too unbearable a shock, and even I am not that mean.”

“Tell whom? Rush? perhaps that would have been a bit hard for a kid.”

“No. Who gives a fuck about Rush. I’m talking about the dog. Animals get depressed too.”

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Rush enjoys, and plugs, his new dual-use mic before preparing daily anti-gay rant.white-book

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NATO’s latest evidence of Russian armor invading Ukraine has been leaked!


Is there Any Hope for a Moon Base?

by Phil Kouts, Nexus Magazine

“NASA documents on the now-defunct Constellation Program for a return to the Moon by 2020 reveal startling evidence that the agency is still actually unable to send a manned mission to the Moon. It is as if nothing has been learned from the Apollo missions, and, until recently, criticism was taboo.”

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One Hand Gun Killed More People than Thousands of Rockets

If a gunman hid in a hospital, would you order an air strike to "protect innocent lives" while guaranteeing the deaths of scores or hundreds of innocents? If you were a Rothschild/AIPAC sycophant in Congress, you would.

In 2006, Jennifer San Marco bought a 15-round, 9 mm Smith & Wesson model 915, and with it killed 7 people in a matter of minutes, not weeks. If she was hiding in a hospital, would an airstrike be warranted to take her out, all without allowing for the evacuation of hospital staff or patients? Didn’t she kill more people than the rocket attacks?


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Blind and woefully inaccurate rocket attacks only killed 6 after weeks and thousands fired. Minimal casualties was the whole point.

A total of about 4,500 rockets and mortars fired from Gaza resulted in only 6 Israeli civilian deaths since the beginning of Operation Protective Edge. In retaliation, hospitals and UN shelters were bombed, over 2,100 Palestinian civilians were killed. Numerous UN workers were also killed.

In comparison, in 2006, Jennifer San Marco bought a 15-round, 9 mm Smith & Wesson model 915, and with it killed 7 people in a matter of minutes, not weeks. If she was hiding in a hospital, would an airstrike be warranted to take her out, all without allowing for the evacuation of hospital staff or patients?

Presumably, she would be more lethal than a rocket fired blindly, a rocket with no guidance system, so why not? It doesn’t take much thought: it would kill far more innocents than you were trying to save.

Deadlier than rocket attacks.

A guided weapon proven deadlier than rocket attacks, killed 7 in a matter of minutes, not weeks.

According to the western media, those attacks on the hospitals were self-defense and completely justified. Apparently, Hamas fired from them or near the vicinity, which in turn justified the obliteration of those hospitals and schools.

Yet someone with a handgun could have easily killed six Israelis in a matter of minutes. The rocket attacks are a bad joke, were never designed to rack up a body count, and they lured Israel into committing war crimes. This they not only did, they did it with a relish, and Israel’s major papers openly called for genocide.

This is why Hamas won. This is why there was no excuse for the bombings of the hospitals and schools, for the murders of UN workers because those killings were not accidental.

This is why every single legislator that voted to fund the Israeli war machine is not only ignorant of the most basic international human rights conventions, they also lack basic human decency and betray a willingness to facilitate war crimes. It defies belief that had this been on our soil, any one of them would accept an air strike on a crowded hospital where a gunman, a target more lethal than a blind rocket, was hiding. Even they must know the collateral damage would kill far more innocents than the bullets a clip in a hand gun could hold.

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