- The Asch Experiment: How People Believe Obvious Lies See how easy it is to make someone abandon a truth they know for the sake of conformity.
- We Have Met the Enemy, and it is Us A chilling experiment on how just about all of us are capable of surprising evil.
- Feel Insane? See this and Stand Redeemed: Including Audio Listen to the batshit lunacy of L. Ron Hubbard: a"factual" account of almost getting run down by a locomotive on Venus, how blindness can be cured with Scientology, Hubbard flying through space in the Van Allen Belt without a ship, and psychiatrists coming to earth with Xenu's fifth invasion force to enslave humanity.
- Pat Buchanan: Slavery “brought blacks freedom and prosperity” See, blacks have it too easy. The world is run by blacks, so please give generously to the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Persecution Fund, c/o Pat Bachannon so he can shut the fuck up and resume maturbating to Mein Kampf.
- Ann Coulter's "My Life as an Ex-Man" Exclusive Chapter Excerpt "Ann, your recent column attacking a proposed Martin Luther King memorial were, if I dare say so myself, a little over the top. What can you offer as proof that blacks not only loved slavery, but that Africans often boarded the slave ships to enter America illegally?”
- Banned House Episodes The banned House episodes, which by virtue of undue realism, were filmed but never aired. This time, Dr. Foreman gets something a little worse than a charge for breaking and entry.
- White House Audio: Nixon Attended “Faggoty” Bohemian Grove "The upper class in San Francisco is that way. The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time–it is the most faggoty goddamned thing you could ever imagine, with that San Francisco crowd. I can’t shake hands with anybody from San Francisco."
- Jim Garrison Reveals Operation Northwoods in 1967 “Operation Northwoods was a series of false flag proposals... rejected by the Kennedy administration... proposals included hijackings and bombings followed by the introduction of phony evidence that would implicate the Cuban government." How a false flag was used to set up up the Cubans in the JFK assassination.
FBI Evidence of Atlanta Child Killings Points to KKK: The Klansmen who “wiped out a thousand future generations of niggers” and the prosecutors who let them…
“Mrs. Catherine Leach is enraged that the best kept secret from the public in this crisis Is the brutal manner in which most of the children were mutilated. It is common to find among the bodies— castrations, hands amputated, feet amputated, lips and ears cut off, as well as part of the face. Why, the secret? It reads like old-fashion racist killings.”
Ms. Catherine Leach regarding Curtis Walker, one of the murdered children
In Atlanta, at least 29-30 children were murdered between 1978 and 1981. Fingerprints on pornographic magazines at a murder scene, phone calls directing the authorities to the bodies, witnesses and even Caucasian hairs at the crime scene pointed to a white man, with possible accomplices. Others proudly boasted of their involvement in the killings, offering grisly details never released by the police. Blamed for the crime, however, was a gay black man. Williams wasn’t charged with the child killings because they knew their evidence was so weak they’d have no chance of conviction. He was prosecuted and convicted for the murder of two adults. What the FBI did is groundlessly blame the killings on Williams when their own evidence proved he couldn’t have done it, because someone else claimed responsibility and there was irrefutable exculpatory evidence proving they did do it. What they did is close all the open cases in the Atlanta Child Killings to avoid prosecuting the Klan. Were they that strong? Yes.
In fact, Klan influence in high office reached as high the Supreme Court. At least two 20th century Supreme Court judges were in the Klan, one of which was a Chief Justice who headed the infamous Warren Commission. The Klan was never something to be dismissed. At the time, 1982, the Senate Committee on the Judiciary, which came to officially “question” the FBI Director on misconduct in the Atlanta Child Killings investigation, had at least least two known senators with Klan ties. One, Robert Byrd (D) had been a Kleagle in the Klan, a recruiter. The other was a rabid segregationist that made Byrd look like a pacifist hippie, Strom Thurmond (R). Thurmond was the Chairman of that Committee. It was a show hearing, and there was more than one fox in the hen house. In essence, it was like closing the Black Dalia murder case because Charles Manson was convicted of murder. It was an obscenity. The party truly responsible was believed to be a Klan cell with local police connections, particularly GBI (Georgia Bureau of Investigation) Sgt. Joe Jackson. Well, this info was all released there, for a while, until now. The original PDF on the FBI Records Vault containing this information, atchi3b, is now missing over ten pages. Practically every significant page on white supremacist involvement is now missing in all 24 PDFs of the case now posted, each PDF averaging about 100-120 pages. Some of these missing pages are herein.
On the Execution of Gilligan — Gilligan’s Island According to Reality and Stark Probability
After fucking up every opportunity to get off the island, the castaways (unless they were as retarded as Gilligan himself) would eventually decide to get medieval on the dumb bastard. I mean, seriously, don’t you think? He ruined every chance the castaways had to get off the island. He even ruined my career. He did it with an unholy idiocy that bordered on malice or sadism. After the first two or maybe three times, I could see Gilligan being excused on grounds of diminished capacity, but every week, for years, he managed to find new ways to ruin the lives and hopes of the castaways. My contention was that Gilligan’s fuck-ups would soon cost him his life, and that the castaways would find him anything but funny. Or cute. Thus came the following script, which producer Sidney Sheldon laughed at and spat upon before calling in an assistant to wipe his ass with it.
“Fool!” he said, “don’t you know his failure is the whole point of the show?”
“Yes,” said I, “but watching the gimpy bastard die would at least be a great way to end the show.”
He did not agree, and thus ensued a fight which left his assistant with a shoe for a colon, and a producer deaf in one ear from my vocal ejaculations of dissent. Security arrived, and I was escorted from the premises. And Bob Denver, the actor who played Gilligan, laughed at me as I was led out. “Hugh, you really didn’t think dad would fire me, did you? Muaahahahah!” Some witnesses disagreed, saying all they saw was me cursing at a promotional card board cut-out of Gilligan. I don’t know whose side they’re on.. Since then, I became Hugh Janus, the Bitter and Unemployed Nihilist Sit-Com Screenwriter. Dear reader, sample my literary wares, won’t you? I do believe you might see things my way…
Onion Video Classics: Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
In an advice column exclusive to the Impious Digest, Rudy Giuliani answers questions posed by our readers. You can reach the nation’s first transvestite presidential candidate by emailing email@example.com. Here, now, the dishonorable Lady Giuliani… Dear Rudy, I am 14 and was viciously raped by my brother. He found out I am now pregnant and wants to keep it but I want to abort. What should I do? Signed, Lost in Louisiana
Dear Lost in Louisiana,
As I walked through the ruins of the Twin Towers on 9/11, I had to make a very difficult choice as well. Would I wear heels or flats for the night’s press conference? I wanted to wear flats to show solidarity with the fallen policemen and firemen, but I also wanted to wear heels because I thought a sexy Rudy is a sharper Rudy. My inner conflict was enough to make me cry. Seriously. I cried. Eventually, I chose both. I had a Manolo stiletto heel on my left foot and a Jimmy Choo flat on my right one. Walking was kind of awkward but compared to the suffering of our brave public servants whom had died for lack of working radio equipment, I was lucky. (Oops! my bad guys. Sorry about ordering the shitty radios just to save a few bucks.)
Dear Rudy, I am currently serving in Iraq. One of my private contractor friends cracked the other day and shot an innocent woman down in cold blood. This woman was my friend also, and now her children are orphaned. He thought no one saw. Should I go to my superiors? Should I just lead him some place and shoot him myself? I am totally torn up inside. Irked in Iraq
Dear Irked in Iraq,
Sounds like you are in a pickle indeed. If I were you, I would do neither. Sometimes, you just have to walk away, to leave some things mysterious, because some men find that enticing. To help with the emotional conflict, it might help if you try wearing women’s clothes. Start off with discreet stuff; like panties no one can see under your uniform. Then, as you grow bolder and accept yourself more, try something a bit more daring, like a teddy or fishnet stockings. Model them in front of a full-length mirror, and if you can, just ignore your wife’s shameful weeping outside the door. This helped me tremendously when I first got into office, and by the time I faced 9/11 and brought the nation together, I was prepared. Hope it helps!
Dear No Time Left to Cry,
Listen, I thought I told you we had nothing to do with the cancer cases in the rescue workers. I didn’t head the EPA at the time, I was just the mayor. I’m sorry, but unless you can prove a link between asbestos at the rescue site and your cancer you don’t qualify for health insurance, no matter how many lives you saved. If 9/11 taught me anything, it’s that sometimes tough love is the only way to save you in the long run.
Maher, Huffington: Pro-censorship Propaganda 101
It was all under your nose, Bill. But what isn’t with that big-ass fucking snot locker? Bill “Nostrildamus” Maher. Dayum! If I had a toucan beak like that, I suppose I’d be bitter and godless, too. I mean, seriously, look at that honker, and try not to stare. He picks his nose and his entire fist disappears. I digress. But that nose. Can you blame me?
For those of you unfamiliar with the term, attacking a straw man is to create the illusion of having refuted an argument by misrepresenting the original argument, without ever actually refuting it. It’s practice is the shameful solace of pedants, debate team drop-outs and scorned ex-girlfriends; and you see it a lot in media punditry and politics. For example:
A states: “Bush said on national television that explosives were used on 9/11.”
B states: “Oh. So you believe the government was behind 9/11.”
A states: “Eat a dick, you ignorant, straw man chucking bastard. When did I ever mention the government being involved?”
B states: “Eat a dick? okay. Sounds good to me.”
As you can see, B never refutes the original statement of A. In an effort to refute an argument or statement he cannot, he creates his own absurd or exaggerated statement and calls it yours. Because the words he puts in your mouth are purposely absurd or exaggerated, it is an argument that is easy to attack and if it is successfully ascribed to you, the illusion that your argument or statement was refuted is created. B’s position is a logical fallacy. Appeals to this fallacy should have been cured in childhood; during which any loving, thoughtful parent would have taken the child gently aside, pointed out the error, and shot him.
Two inferences could be immediately drawn from A’s first statement of fact: either Al Qaeda set the charges, or the government did. Only a dipshit would jump to the conclusion that only the latter inference of a government conspiracy could be drawn. The straw man that we (meaning anyone questioning officialdom or our own eyes) believe the government was responsible for 9/11 has been pretty effective. Pointing out the simple fact that explosives were used was treated no differently than saying Congress openly voted for an attack on ourselves. Of course the whole point of the straw man is to ridicule and discourage any and all possible forms of questioning the official story. Did terrorists cause 9-11? of course. Were rogue elements of the government complicit in facilitating it to ensure a war with Iraq or Afghanistan? I don’t know, and frankly don’t care unless there was something as startling and undeniable as the admission in the video; or that there was actionable treason involved in which prosecution of individuals responsible was possible. That said, my own contention is simple: President Bush said what he said in the video, and that’s it. Bill Maher, Chris Matthews and their ilk, hitherto insisting that fire caused the buildings to fall, remain silent or understandably defensive about it, or maybe not. Afterwards, a NIST study concluded that fire caused the Building 7 collapse and the pancake collapse consistent only with a controlled demolition The findings were so laughably ridiculous and brazenly unscientific they earned themselves their own article.Albert Turry, New York City Fire Department Chief of Safety was very worried about hundreds of firefighters in the first tower hit, and didn’t have any doubt about explosives in the building as he described the situation to NBC’s Pat Dawson.
So we disagree on the actual physics behind the collapse without ever straying into the issue of government responsibility. Why do they have to be such goat-felching assholes about it and imply, nay, bleat and wildly assert we all believe the latter when there are at least two obvious conclusions that could logically be immediately drawn? and by a child no less? Even saying that Bush said what he said is falsely interpreted as a wild-eyed claim the government was responsible for 9/11. Again, the whole point is to make informed dissent look idiotic and to pretend this moment in history never took place. From the beginning, all we were asking is a simple question: how did Building 7 collapse when no plane hit it and fire could not possibly be responsible without breaking the laws of physics and thermodynamics, and how did Rudy Guilliani and the BBC know it would collapse 30 minutes before it did? Well, now we know. Here’s your answer. It’s no mystery.
New Testament Prophecies of World War II?
“Whoever today still doubts the real existence of demonic powers has widely misunderstood the metaphysical background to this war. Behind the concrete, behind material perceptions, behind all factual, logical considerations stands the irrational, i.e. the battle against the demon, against the emissaries of the Anti-Christ…”
“Fuehrer, my fuehrer, bequeathed to me by the Lord protect and preserve me as long as I live…”
Excerpt from a prayer children said to Hitler in his public schools
“This Christendom, this greatest pestilence which could have befallen us in history, which has weakened us with every conflict, we must finish with.”
SS Chief Heinrich Himmler, at the funeral of SS Obergruppenfuhrer Rienhard Heydrich He was the first 20th century dictator in the western world to be worshiped as a God. In public schools children in the German Christian Church prayed to him, as did the Arab Mufti– who offered him their armies that he might conquer the Holy Cities. This leader, like the Christian clergymen he imprisoned and killed for dissenting against the German Christian Church; knew that the Old Testament is crucial to the Bible because it predicted Jesus Christ many times over in startling detail; Isaiah 53 and Psalms 22: 14-19, e.g. From a metaphysical perspective, precognition is rarely this precise and detailed:
“I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint. My heart has turned to wax; it has melted away within me. My strength is dried up like a potsherd, and my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth… they have pierced my hands and my feet. I can count all my bones; people stare and gloat over me. They divide my garments among them and cast lots for my clothing.” Psalm 22:14-18
Centuries before it ever happened, King David is describing an exact, first person account of what happened to Jesus when he died on the cross.
Margaret Sanger and the Forced Sterilization of Americans
‘The demand that defective people be prevented from propagating equally defective offspring… represents the most humane act of mankind.”
Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler, Vol. 1, Chapter 10
“Authorities tell us that 75 % of the school-children are defective. This means that no less than fifteen million schoolchildren, out of 22,000,000 in the United States, are physically or mentally below par…
“We prefer the policy of immediate sterilization, of making sure that parenthood is absolutely prohibited to the feeble-minded.”
The Pivot of Civilization Margaret Sanger (Planned Parenthood founder), Brentano’s Press, NY, 1922, p. 263
Today, when we talk about birth control it is universally accepted we are discussing the use of contraceptives or condoms. But that’s not the way it was in the beginning. In the beginning, birth control met serious opposition from secular and religious interests alike because back then, birth control meant the forced sterilization of undesirable Americans. The American Birth Control League (which later became Planned Parenthood) focused exclusively on the forced sterilization of “defective” Americans or those who were “physically or mentally below par.” Even if the definition of “feeble-minded” was ever clearly established, it was a heinous imposition on one of our most basic human rights: the right to have children and raise a family. However, the definition was profoundly vague and though many of the sterilized Americans were retarded, mentally ill, “physically defective”, etc., the most common application of these laws was the sterilization of perfectly healthy minorities; particularly blacks, or simply the poor. What Sanger wanted to create was a “race of thoroughbreds” that was literally the basic impetus for Hitler’s implementation of a “master race.”