November 3, 2018 KEEP READING Russia Ponders Troops To Cuba After Trump Revival Of Monroe Doctrine Sends Shockwaves Around World According to this report, and though little known to the American people, the foundation upon which the entire foreign policy of the United States has been built is known as the Monroe Doctrine—that refers to... January 6, 2015 KEEP READING The Men Who Killed Kennedy The Men Who Killed Kennedy, a nine part documentary on the John F. Kennedy assassination by Nigel Turner, censored by the History Channel under pressure from the Lyndon Johnson estate. It is by far the... October 4, 2020 KEEP READING Trump Releases Video Taken Aboard Aircraft Carrier As More Assassination Teams Deploy A grimly worded new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today says United States Secretary of State Mike Pompeo abruptly cut his Asia trip short a few hours ago after the Chinese Communist Party shockingly announced it had arrested the... October 1, 2018 KEEP READING Desperate Khazarian mafia is plotting fake alien invasion as Trump assassination fails The Khazarian mafia is planning a fake alien invasion after their most recent attempt to assassinate U.S. President Donald Trump failed, say Pentagon and CIA sources. The assassination attempt came in the form of... September 3, 2016 KEEP READING US Congress To Begin Immediate Impeachment Of Hillary Clinton If She Wins According to this report, the entire Federation executive (government) became alarmed on Wednesday (31 August) when Hillary Clinton vowed to escalate “normal intelligence tradecraft” (spying) against the United States as an act of war she... June 5, 2020 KEEP READING President Trump Now Protected By Powerful US Army Force Capable Of Leveling Washington D.C. An astonishing new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting a McClatchy News Service article from 4 June claiming: “The nation’s capital is bracing for the largest protest yet on Saturday since the death of George Floyd, expanding a... January 25, 2020 KEEP READING Impeachment Hoax Collides With “This Time I'm Petrified” Pandemic Warning A gravely concerning new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting Russia’s biggest travel companies have suspended sales of tours to China due to the novel coronavirus outbreak, in line with earlier recommendations issued by the Federal Agency for... July 29, 2019 KEEP READING Chris Wallace Is a Racist, and Here's the Psychology to Prove It This is getting old. An ambiguous statement is interpreted as racist by pundits, and even misquoted, and half of America who backs Trump is smeared by association. In the latest example, it turns out that... April 30, 2017 KEEP READING Fierce Battle Erupts In Kremlin Over If To Charge Obama With War Crimes Upon receiving these secret classified US documents, this report continues, the Prosecutor General’s Office was able to obtain an in-absentia arrest for former Prime Minister Yatsenyuk allowing him to be put on an international wanted... September 21, 2018 KEEP READING US Media Consumed With Kavanaugh US Supreme Court Charade Ignore Trump Declaration Of National Emergency An actually terrifying new Ministry of Healthcare (MoH) report circulating in the Kremlin today is expressing alarm over the American mainstream propaganda consuming itself with a hysteria-driven political charade involving US Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh at the exact same time President Donald Trump has...

Former Attorney Gen. Lynch Can’t Say if Speeding is Illegal. No Joke.

Hillary Clinton

Rep. John Ratcliffe grills Attorney General Loretta Lynch on her decision to not pursue criminal charges against Hillary Clinton for her mishandling of highly classified national security material. Surprisingly, Lynch will not recuse herself from the Clinton Foundation investigation, and refuses to rule out if she will take a job offered by Clintons, confirming the worst suspicions of the American public. Rep. Trey Gowdy shows how the "lack of intent" specificity argument was not credible by explaining how involuntary manslaughter or reckless homicide also have no intent but are clearly illegal. […]

US Air Forces Retreat From Russian “Red Line” After Syrian Air Defenses Obliterate Israeli Missile Strike

Sorcha Faal

A very sobering new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that by 0400 Moscow Time on 9 April, US and NATO warplanes operating in the Levant War Zone retreated to their various Middle Easternstaging bases and sea platforms (aircraft carriers) without their having violated the new rules of engagement (ROE-”Red Line’) imposed by Russia on these hostile Western military forces—and whose swift withdrawal came in the aftermath of a failed, and unprovoked, Israeli airstrike on a Syrian air base whose air defenses obliterated 5 of the 8 missiles fired at it.   […]

Russia Makes Emergency Satellite Launch As US Military Prepares For Catastrophic West Coast Earthquake

Sorcha Faal

A highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that the emergency launch earlier this afternoon of a new-generation Elektro–L series meteorological satellite was ordered after a Meteor-M satellite monitoring atmospheric and sea-surface temperatures was hit and partially disabled by a micrometeorite a few days prior on 18 December—an emergency launch deemed vital to national security as the now partially disabled Meteor-M satellite had been monitoring weather activity throughout the Pacific Ocean coastal regions of North America from Southern California, thorough Canada and into Alaska—with special observation emphasis being placed on the United States Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake located in the western Mojave Desert region of California who are still recovering from the over $5 billion in damage inflicted on it by a series of powerful earthquakes that began on 4 July—and last week saw this sprawling desert facility, where some of the US military’s most advanced weapons are tested, being pummeled by another series of earthquakes—which, in turn, severely affected operations at the nearby beyond secretive Tonopah Test Range in Nevada, located near the infamous Area 51 facility, to such an extent, “dozens of mystery objects were suddenly popped out of their hangers”—all occurring at the same time a still unexplained massive geological fault shift is occurring all along the western coastal regions of North America moving from north to south that began on 15 December when a 4.1 magnitude earthquake struck south-central Alaska—that was followed on 18 December when a 5.2 magnitude earthquake shook southeast Alaska near the Glacier Bay National Park—both of which were then followed by yesterday’s 23 December pummeling of Vancouver Island off the western coast of Canada by five earthquakes, the two largest of them being 6 magnitude—a continent-wide seismic event heading south towards a California that’s recorded more than more than 100,000 aftershocks since the 4 July earthquakes that nearly destroyed Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake, and is now being said has caused a major fault line in California to move for the first time in 500 years—the pressure of which has now been extended to the feared New Madrid Seismic Zone in the middle of America where 20 earthquakes have been recorded over the past two weeks.  […]

Local Man Can’t Wait to Share Wisdom Gleaned from Cable News Panel

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Local man Haywood Tapper, 34, excitedly told reporters today that he just can’t wait to tell his friends and family about what he learned from listening to pundits overnight. “I am just so glad there’s much smarter people out there who can do my thinking for me, people to tell me what I should worry about because honestly, I shouldn’t have that right in a world this complex. I know, thanks to these beneficent fellows, that I need to be afraid of Russians and that Putin is a bad, bad man. From all the time they spend on it I think it’s more important than jobs, the economy, health care, even my life.” […]

Historic United States Supreme Court Ruling Builds Religious Castle Able To Withstand Socialist Siege

Sorcha Faal

A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Donald Trump blasting the United States Supreme Court last month over a couple of rulings they made that caused him to post on social media: “These horrible & politically charged decisions coming out of the Supreme Court are shotgun blasts into the face of people that are proud to call themselves Republicans or Conservatives…We need more Justices or we will lose our 2nd Amendment & everything else…Vote Trump 2020!”, says the cases causing this angry outburst were the Department of Homeland Security v. Regents of the University of California and Macy v. Holder—the first of which was actually a Trump win, as this high court ruled he could end the DACA programme for illegal migrants, he just had to do it a different way—while the second one granting anti-discrimination rights to LGBTQ employees, saw this high court then wiping these rights out again yesterday—a day that saw this high court first ruling in the case Little Sisters of the Poor v. Pennsylvania that the US government can’t force religious organizations to pay for birth control or abortions for their employees—and in the second case Our Lady of Guadalupe School v. Morrissey-Berru, saw this high court making the historic ruling that religious organizations can label any of their employees as “ministers” to make them immune from employment discrimination lawsuits—a ruling based on the First Amendment to the United States Constitution that says: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”—and whose greatest significance of this historic ruling means that any company in America wishing to, can become a religious organization in order to make itself immune from government persecution—that one can liken to a religious castle able to withstand a socialist siege—and couldn’t come at a better time, as socialist forces are now branding everyone a racist bigot unless they can prove they’ve had sex with EVERY gender.   […]

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Historic American Election Of “Caravans And Queers” Prompts Putin To Order Immediate Hypersonic Missile Deployment

by Sorcha Faal in Sorcha Faal

According to this report, with emerging economies the world over stockpiling gold in expectation of a US dollar banking system collapse—joined by Russia who has liquidated nearly all of its US debt holdings converting them to gold—with gold reserves surging 1,000% in Hungary as it joins Poland, Russia, China and other central banks buying gold—and India just becoming the next in line by its selling off its US debt and converting it to gold, too—the American people remain oblivious to the fact that they are causing this global panic by their failing to notice what experts describe as a United States, ruptured by a thousand grievance groups, torn by shadowy agencies drunk on a gross excess of power, robbed blind by oligarchs and their treasonous henchmen and decimated by frivolous wars of choice, that has finally come to a point where the end begins in earnest. […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

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AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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