NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
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Per G. G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE. […]
Chinese Rear Admiral Lou Yuan, the deputy head of the Chinese Academy of Military Sciences, declared his intention to sink two US aircraft carriers and kill 10,000 US sailors with his stating “than we’ll see how frightened America is”—and whose means to accomplish this provocative action is a newly deployed Chinese warship equipped with a “miracle” railgun capable of firing hypersonic projectiles that can sink a US aircraft carrier from over 150 miles away. […]
Enimen and Harvey Weinstein just have soooo many things in common, well, you just wouldn’t believe it. For one, they’re shitty rappers. Stay tuned. […]
If the BDS was effective enough to hurt Israel so badly they came to us for deliverance, who is to say it isn’t enough to hurt the U.S. when we’re struggling to improve our exports? Pushed mostly by Dems, bill making it a federal crime to support BDS sends shockwaves through progressive community. “Crime” of boycotting racist apartheid Israel has civil penalty of $250,000 and a criminal penalty of $1 million and 20 years in prison […]
“[Perhaps Western] intelligence elements are behind the attacks and the bombings, and later Muslim citizens are arrested and killed and simply accused of perpetrating [the attacks] in order to justify what is happening in the Arab countries in the name of the war on terror, and in order to justify the plan to persecute the Muslims in the U.S. and Europe and expel them? Have we really been deceived, and continue to be deceived, to such an extent?!” […]
A mind-bending highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today continuing to document the recent activities of an elite team of Special Activities Center (SAC) commando-assassins from the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) responsible only to President Donald Trump, CIA Director Gina Haspel and Deputy Director of CIA for Operations Elizabeth Kimber, says most critical to be noticed about events occurring in the United States yesterday was Nigerian international criminal Raymond “Hushpuppi” Abbas being denied bail by a US Federal Court in Chicago-Illinois, that was followed an hour later by child sex slaver Ghislaine Maxwell being denied bail by a US Federal Court in New York City—the significance of which was revealed during the New York City bail hearing when US prosecutors read in open court to a sobbing Ghislaine Maxwell a statement written by one of her Jane Doe child sex victims that chillingly said “She was in charge…She egged him on”. […]
The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]
March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]
BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]
Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]
Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?
The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.
Thank you Thomas Massie for recognizing the heroic members of the USS Liberty, which was attacked by Israel, where 34 crew members were killed and 174 were wounded.
Why did our “greatest ally” attack us??
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